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So, like, I've got a new Body Painting feature up again. Isn't that a neat-looking title graphic? I really like making those. Almost as much as I like doing the body painting itself. One of these days I gotta make a replacement for that stupid Blueframe title.

I've got another set I hope to put up sometime this week. The Angular Indigo series is done, but there are some technical problems with it. Now, I got nothing bad to say about Daler-Rowney's paints for the most part, but their silver acrylic ought to come with a warning: 'Not apropriate for use as body paint'. Adding even a tiny smidge of this stuff to a mixture of paint was all it took to cause it to flake and chip like crazy. I knew silver paint on its own did this, but I had no idea it would be so disastrous to add even a small amount to an otherwise small amount.

Link of the day: Boston Bizarro. A soft-core pornography, drink, drugs and rubber fetish website run by Jimmy Palmiotti and Buddy Scalera; a pair of comic book creators I'm rather fond of. It's just kind of neat.

 

And for the third time this week, there's a New Feature up today. Three body painting projects in as many days. I impress myself. I've got some new stuff I'll be putting up later this week, too, with regards to my NEW new deal. It's snazzy. Wait and see.

Unrelated topic: Have any of you noticed how, throughout this whole sick joke of an invasion the US is purportrating... the Iraqis haven't used so much as a single chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons? If I were Saddam, I know I'd be firing those puppiesoff like crazy... if I had any. At this point, it seems impossible to me that Iraq had any left. Just like the UN weapons inspectors said. Fucking George W. Bush Jr.

Link of the Day: This thing. Just look at it. There's nothing to be said about it. Just look.

Another day, another New Feature. This one was done on the same day as Chocobat, so I'm leaving the two of them up there together... until tomorrow, when another one will be going up, if all goes according to plan.

Pursuant to what I said the day before last about Museum paint... well, as it turns out, it's made by the same folks as Acrylex, which shocked me -as Acrylex is among my favorite brands - until I discovered Museum is their "student grade". Well, lesson learned, I suppose.

Link of the day: Star Spangled Ice Cream. I have never seen americans more clearly articulate the concept of "We are morons. Laugh at us" more clearly than these people have. With flavors like "Cowardly German Chocolate" and "I hate the French Vanilla", it's a magicall blend of racism, bigotry, and all-american patriotism. Way to prove your detractors right, guys.

Another new feature up today; a new body painting series which I've decided to call Chocobat for reasonswhich perhaps a half a dozen people in the world will get, for reasons which I don't feel like explaining. I like holding things like that over peoples' heads. It makes me feel big.

Another set will be going up in the next day or so; I actually did two sets on the same day, but thanks to the absurdly low quality of Museum's Titanium White paint, the other one didn't end up looking so good. Consider this a call to boycott Museum if you wish. I know I will.

Link of the day... Homestar Runner. Man alive, I do love this site. In the three days after I discovered this site, I devoured every bit of content in it. It's just that good. I strongly reccomend you have a look at StrongBad's E-mail in the E-mail section. Whatever you might imagine it might be... it's not.

As you may have noticed, there's a new feature up there: Specifically, there's a new body painting series.It's called Quarter Panda with Cheese for one very simple reason: When all else fails, go with a meaningless non-sequiter. I couldn't think of a proper title, but I refuse to let something like that stand in my way. Besides, "Extra Valley Meal" didn't seem quite as funny. It's a matter of degrees, I know.

So anyways.I also made a minor change to the title bar which I would describe as "pretty good".

Link of the day: Amber Forever.I've never sought out cybersex with a stranger online before, and after reading this site, I never, ever will. K. Thor Jensen is a terrifying guy.

A few new designs up in the Sketches section, and I've fixed a broken link in the Tomorrow Woman body painting section.

I've also decided to include a small section on the Protests of last saturday. Perhaps you heard about them. They were the largest ever in human history. It pleased me mightily.

Tommorow, new body painting takes place. Check back here in a day or so for that.

Link of the day: The Atheist Network. Sometimes, I just like to immerse myself in the atheist community. It's comfortable there. Yes, doing so is intellectually unstimulating and sort of self-congratulatory, but what the fuck; It's nice to know you're not alone out there, you know? I went there today to listen to WebRadio, and ended up listening for several hours. Me likey good.

Hoo-haw! After too many months, a new body painting series is up. Six long hours of work have been well-rewarded.

So anyways, I've re-arranged a bunch of things, getting rid of some obselete sections (the contents of which I'll find new homes for sometime soon), and replacing them with more dynamic sections. The most obvious example is the new dedicated Body Paint section. Enjoy.

Thought of the day: The next time you're hungry and want to go home, but don't feel like spending cash to get there AND get food, I have a ready solution for you. I've done it lots of times. It works.

Go to the nearest delivery place. Order a meal. Tell them to deliver, and tell them you'll need the driver to drive you home so you can pay for the food when it gets there. They won't want to be out a sale, so they'll agree. You'll get home, paying around the same as you would for a cab, and have a good, hot meal with you when you do. It's like a buy-one-get-one-free deal! Genius!

Link of the day: Gulf War II: It makes just enough sense not to be funny, but it's clever enough to be entertaining.

Two new dream journal entires today, and I've got a new picture of my niece Rhiannon in the family tree section. Cool stuff.

Link of the day: Madness. These flash animations these days... they're so darned violent. But then, I do like to see Jesus getting beaten up, so I guess it's okay.

I found a good home for the new section I mentioned yesterday, up there in the "Latest Feature" area. Aside from this, one new dream journal entry. A short one. Still gotta transcribe my hand-written notes on the dream I had on the 30th to computer...

Link of the day: 20q dot net. This impresses me. It's a simple AI which you play 20 questions with. It learns from it's playing experience, and it's actually pretty good at guessing what you're thinking of. Nothing witty to say about this; it's just good, clean fun.

First off, I muckd around with the title graphic in order to address a problem with how it appeared on high-res screens. I liked it better before, but couldn't think of a way to make the old look work on any screen, regardless of resolution. This is a fine substitute, though, I think. Also, I added a new morph to the pictures section, and have created the beginnings of a new section which I'll link accordingly when I can find the time and the proper place for it.

Link of the day: Pac Saver. I'm a child of the 70's. I'm powerless before shit like this. I'm man enough to admit it. Basically, I was laying in bed, tossing and turning, incapable of sleep. Then a thought occurred to me: 'Wouldn't it be cool to have a screensaver which played the original Pac Man, and which you could take control over?'. About ten seconds later, I was powering up my screen and looking for something like that. Ten minutes later, I'd found it. Tonight, while tossing and turning in bed, I plan to think to myself: 'Wouldn't it be cool to have a billion dollars, tax free?'

Expect a magical new link of the day tomorrow.

Maintenance day. I fixed a bunch of long-neglected broken links in the Comic Review section, and added some links to the Pictures section. Additionally, I added some pictures from the long-lost Jacketpaint series, after getting permission to show pictures of a PG nature, much as it goes against my nature. Also, two new entries in the Dream Journal.

Link of the Day: The Official Ninja Homepage. These guys are so cool! Man, oh, man! I always knew Ninjas were fucking crazy, but this site blows my mind!

Not much updating to do today. Just updated and revised my "About" section, and added a link to Men in Hats on the right sidebar there.

Two days ago, I took part in a massive protest march here in Vancouver, about 20,000 strong, so I'm told. We were protesting the American Empire's proposed war on Iraq, and, more to the point, the idea of Canadians being sent to die for the sake of Mad Emperor Bush's personal grudge. It filled my heart with hope to hear that the Vancouver City council is on the verge of passing a resolution stating that the city of Vancouver is officially opposed to this war. I dig socialist governments.

In other news, as of today, I am the head of security down at The Knowledge Network, which makes me pretty happy. Having underlings makes every moment of helplessness and impotent rage I''ve ever experienced in all my many years seem like no more than a distant and unpleasant dream. Now I'm the one holding the whip, world! Now I'm the one holding the whip!

Link of the Day: Rate Tempesto's Face! My power-mad alter-ego requires you to stroke his ego. Stroke it!

Added some new items to the body-painting section of my pictures area. The Sunset Orange series features my girlfriend, Moriya, and it the first of what I hope will be a flurry of new body-painting projects in the next few months.

In other news: The new year. To me, it's just another day. It really, really has no signifigance aside from changing a digit in our calender, and we do this 364 days a year without celebrating it overtly. I guess the difference between me and most people is that they feel the need to express happiness and joy over the passing of the old year, wheras I, for one, was fine with the old year. Was 2002 so bad that you should be dancing with joy when it's over? Won't you feel like fools when 2003 comes to an end, and you celebrate it's conclusion just as merrily? I hope that if 2003 is so bad that you celebrate it's demise, you look back upon how happy you were when it began and curse yourselves for your stupidity, just as I do now.

Link of the Day: Normal Bob Smith. This guy has the right attitude towards sacrilege and faith. I approve.

New dream journal today. One I find especially disturbing. But maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just sad that I don't really have my own personal floating ocean. It is for you to judge.

I'm going to get around to finishing my bible studies sooner or later. #6 is just tricky because there's more to be said about angels in the bible than I counted upon; it's a lot of crap to wade through. I'm getting there, though. As soon as I get over this now month-long cold, I expect to be right back on it.

Link of the day : Last Liberal. Not a fantastic site, but it made me smile. A hardcore foe of Mad Emperor Bush, the author of this site is one of the few american patriots I find I admire.

Hm. Added a new dream journal, updated the family tree with anew picture of my brother, and created anew title graphic. That's it so fart. Gonna try and do some more in a bit. Yes I am.

Link of the Day: Something Aweful. It'sreally not that awefull, actually. In fact, it's quite the inverse. A delightful use of irony, there, eh, wot? Quite representative of the site on the whole.

My unintentional summer-long hiatus is at an end. And what a summer it's been.

My darling girlfriend, Moriya, moved in with me from Wisconsin, and subsequently ate a fig.

I took a trip to Tucson, Arizona, for my brother's wedding. There, I got to know my nine year old niece, Eliana.

Moriya's brother, John, came to stay with us for a while.

I met my fellow Stuffist from Ottawa, Paul Guenette.

I saw the stupidest fucking cloud ever.

Milk Day 2002 was celebrated in style.

I came up with a new way to turn an american president into a monkey.

I moved to a newer, larger place.

I updated my family tree a bit.

And I put margerine all over Colin MacDonald's face.

Oh, and I got a digital camera. In case you hadn't guessed.

Link of the day: Supermegatopia; a snazzily-drawn and long-running webcomic so good I can even forgive it's anthropomorphism. And anyone who knows my feelings on anthropomorphism knows that's saying a lot.

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...

I finally fixed the fucking bible study problem after... I dunno. A week or so. Also, I've got this little link button here for people who want to link to me. Though it may eventually disappear from it's current position, it's URL will remain constant.

And speaking of things with to-remain-constant URLs, there's the Dave Littler Official Seal of Approval.

I'll be handing this out fairly frugally for as long as it amuses me to do so. The first site to win it... This one! I'll probably add a section of links to pages which will have won this to-be-prestigeous award soonish.

Also added 4 new quotes up top there. Like you care.

Link of the day : Overclocked Remix. This site is swank. Remixes of old video game music in MP3 format, all of it professional quality. I have 15 songs from there on my hard drives. Check it out if you're a nostolgia-monkey like I am.

Fairly obviously, I've done some big re-designing of the main page here after receiving several complaints.This design is a bit of a pain in the ass to administrate, but it should solve a few other problems. Anyways, I'd been thinking of doing something like this for a while. So now it's done.

I've added a bunch of new stuff to the Bible Study page, though some people have reported problems with the graphics there. Which is odd, becaus it works fine for other people.

Link of the day: The First Church of Pac-Man. I laughed until I stopped. Mind you, thatt took a while.

These past few days, I've been reading the bible. Oh, yeah. The Tome of Madness it's self. Man, is that mind-damaging stuff. Not only is it slow reading, it's a constant assault on the mind. Page after page after page of threats towards those who would dare oppose their god.

I've always hated christianity. I've always hated their concept of god. But never, until last night, did I see what an absolute monster their god would be if he were real. Let me give you my condensed version of the book of deuteronomy right here.

"And god told Moses to tell his people thus: "The Lord thy god did something nice for you once. Here are a million things you must do for god for ever and ever, and kill everyone within a thousand miles of you in his name, or else these thousand terrible things will happen to you. Love god. God is good. God did that one nice thing for you once. Serve him. Serve him. Serve him. Or else these bad things will happen to you. Serve him. He did something nice for you once, remember? Go kill some folks. Serve god. You all suck. Why don't you love god? Love god or he'll kill you. God is good. he did something good for you once. Don't make god kill you. Serve him. Serve him. Serve him forever. He did one nice thing for you once. Serve him or die".

Oy, vey. My head hurts.

So, new section: Dave's Bible Study. Brace yourself, baby. It's gonna be a rocky ride.

Link of the day: The Christian Heritage. A damned spiffy history of christian brutality and madness. A great educational resource for one and all.

After completing my latest mutation, I've fixed some previously broken links in the dream journal section (april 14th-20th). More stuff probably coming later today.

Link of the day: MonkeyWire. Your #1 sourse for simian news on the web.

You know what's fun?

Walking downstairs on an up-going escalator in a bust train station for a solid hour. Besides just being good exercise, it's a good way to get a lot of odd looks, laughs, insults, and praise from literally hundreds of strangers.

"It's a long way down, man"

-A nike-wearing teenager"

"Good exercize, huh?"

- About a dozen random folks.

"One step at a time"

- A sunglass-wearing skateboarder.

"You think you're impressing anybody? Get your act together!"

- A grumpy, quivering old man in a tweed suit.

"Wrong way, man! You're supposed to go SIDEWAYS!"

-Some smartass teen.

"It's going to take a long time that way"

- A young boy.

So, that's what I did yesterday. Good times. Though my legs hurt like crazy today. Anyways. Six new dream journals today. That's it.

Link of the day: This thing. It's japanese. It's flash. It's ascii. It's ... well... well, it's perverse. And ... I don't know. I don't know. I just... I think you should watch it. Okay?

Two new essays up today; one I wrote for something else a long time ago, and one I just wrote today. Best of both worlds.

Three new dream journals will be going up as soon as I transcribe them from handwritten notes to my computer. This may takea day or two. You know, it's really true what they say: if you write about your dreams every day, it becomes easier to remember them; you train your brain to retain that data. I quite literally remember my dreams every day now, which is certainly more often than I remembered them even a few months ago. Also interestingly, old dreams of mine are coming back to me more and more often and with greater and greater clarity. I may end up writing some of them up as "circa 1983" or whatever (yes, I do remember some dreams of mine from when I was 5 years old. they were even more fucked-up than the ones I have now).

Link of the day: Superbad. I don't know what it is, but I do know that I like it. Thanks to Paul Reeve for pointing it out to me.

As promised, two new dream journals added. Very broken ones, at that.

Bonus! After sleeping and waking up, I have a third I've now added.

Also, I've decided to take down the Nick Daniels/Squinty Nick morph. It takes up nealy a quarter of the space that Geocities gives me. No damn good.

Link of the day : Lance Henriksen's official homepage. This is the father of my first niece's mother. who left his family because his career was too important to him for him to have that distraction. Now this fuck-tard, in addition to his movie career, is selling bloody dished and pots he hand-makes on his website. Sure, Lance. No time for a family, but plennty of time to make and sell fucking pots. What a wank.

Big update today. Added a picture of the X-Men's Beast and seven new pictures to the pictures section; a new body paint session with Karen. We are most fortunate that our friend Ryan's friend Doug is generous enough to let us make use of his digital camera and enough of a letch that we's so eager to see the resullts online. Because he, and people like him, might end up distributing these pictures around, I've started branding them with this site's name and URL. I think it makes sense.

Also, added some new quotes up top there, added a new essay to the essays section, and changed all their color schemes to match the rest of the site.

I've finally added something to the RPGs section; a pair of characters of mine. A Vampire: The Masquerade character named Rick Warner and a Dungeons and Dragons character named Morgan Blackwater.

Lastly, I changed the layout of the comic reviews, though I know nobody reads them. Whatever.

I'll have up two new dream journal entries within 24 hours or so, and I have a new photo edit almost finished. It's looking pretty swank. I just need a good backdrop, for the most part.

Link of the day : Securitas. These folks recently bought out my old employers, Vision Security. I link them so that people can see the wretched uniform I shalll soioon have to wear. I need a better line of work.

Added a new essay to the essays section, as well as changing the look of that page. I like the new look. In fact, I like the border deal I've been using so much that I've decided to start using it in my 'current events' section. Neat, huh?

Thought of the day: Something fun to do. When you have a friend over, someone who trusts you, offer them something to drink. Milk works best, because it'ss pretty much opaque. Go out to the kitchen alone to pour it for them, and when you get back, look really, really eager for them to drink it. Be all wide-eyed and excited. Watch them eagerly, nodding with approval as they go to drink it. Barely contain giggles all throughout.

By this time, they're going to start wondering if something is up. A perfectly reasonable fear, even if it's totally unfounded.

Now, one of two things will happen. Either they'll start to drink the milk, at which point you leety go of your laughter and clap your hanfds together excitedly, only then covering your mouth, as though to cover up your secret mirth. OR they'll refuse to drink it, either putting it down or asking you what you did to the milk.

Needless to say, in this later scenario, honesty is the best policy: Tell them that you didn't do anything to the milk, and you just want them to enjoy a nice, cool, refreshing glass of milk.

If they refuse to believe the truth, then that's their problem, not yours.

Link of the day: ZomboCom. The only limit is yourself. The unattainable is unknown at ZomboCom.

I have begun work on a family tree section for the webpage. This started out as a minor project which I figured would take me a day or so; I was not being very ambitious. After an hour and a half spent talking to my Aunt Marry Willa Littler, though, I was filled with the sort of zeal which turns plans which might dry up and blow away if they were to have their faces smashed into hulking brutes of plans which are readily identifiable as 'Real Men'! My Family tree will be the hero of the beach! Thank you, Charles Atlas!

Also, progress on a new photo edit is coming along swimmingly. I'll be addeding that to the Demon Sketches page in due time.

Additionally, I've added a new 'About Me' section, replacing the old link to the Larry the Leper section on me.

Lastly, at the request of my brother, David (yes, he has the same first name as me. It's a long story), I've started assimilating his website into my own. Check out what little I've been able to co-opt here.

Link of the Day: Landover Baptist Church. Guaranteeing Salvation since 1817. The most aggressively christian organization, ever. Much as I loathe almost everything they preach, I gotta say, I admire the fact that they can observe absolutely everything in the bible, including those parts which condone slavery, genocide, and xenophobia. They aren't afraid of being unpopular, and I can dig that. Even if they're all insane.

New dream journal entry, and a new section in the pictures section, as well as a new morph of George W. Bush and a monkey. It's sweet. I completely redesigned the navigation bar on the left there, too. Also, I added a couple of new quotes to that thing up there into rotation.

Now, an anecdote and a thought:

The other day I was at work, and talking to my supervisor, Debbie Born. She's a giant Xena fan. It's creepy. She paid $70 for a Xena jacket which she wears with her uniform. So I asked her, "I know you're a big fan of Xena. now that that's over, what else do you watch? Do you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"

"No", she said, disgust in her voice.

"Why not?" I asked, knowing full well what she was going to say, but feeling like giving her the benefit of the doubt.

"Because it's BUFFY", she said, obligingly, spitting out the name like it was poison.

Now, I hear this from a a lot of stupid people. People who never really clicked to that whole 'don't judge a book by it's cover' proverb. Now, given that this is basically an empty, pointless argument, and given that the people who make use of it to support their unwillingness to give the show a chance don't seem to have a problem with making use of stupid, pointless arguments, I propose a more entertaining option:

If you're going to use a stupid, pointless argument, make it an interesting one.

If you're one of these people, allow me to offer an alternate which is more interesting: "Because that guy on it is a chi9ld molester. You know, that guy with the brown hair. Yeahh, about two years before the show started, he did some jail time for it. That's why it was so long between the movie and the TV series - they had to wait for him to get out of jail. I won't watch something with a child molestor in it'.

Now, as far as I know, Nicholas Brendon isn't a child molestor, so this argumane is empty and meaningless. Just like saying "It's BUFFY" is. The difference is, this argument is more interresting and will be good for more discussion and conversation.

Or you could just fucking give the show a chance, you vegetables.

Link of the day. Uh. I dunno. Microsoft Dot Com. Where do you want to go today?

After a lengthy and bascially irrational bout of depression, I'm back on the ball, and getting back to the many, many things I've been neglecting these past few weeks. This site among them. Today's update: more than a dozen new dream journal entries, going back several years, gleaned from my hard drive, old journals, and suchlike.

Also, a whole whack of new pictures in the pictures section, of various sorts. All good stuff.

Lastly, I added an e-mail link on the left sidebar. I created the graphic for the Larry The Leper page, but I like it so much, I felt I ought to use it here. Feel free to steal it and use it elsewhere. I just want to see more of it out there.

Link of the day : Fair Voting BC, an organization committed to reforming the way democracy here in BC, and later, throughout the rest of Canada. They've got some excellent ideas in regards to propotional representation. I'm totally on their side for their current campaign.

After attempting to get Johnny Hart, creator of wretched comic strips BC and the Wizard of ID, to explain to me what the hell the premise of BC is - and failing - I've decided to start writing about what's right and what's wrong with newspaper comic strips today. If any of these reviews have the appearance of taking anything in a historical perspective or analyzing their social or artistic merit, it will almost certainly be an accident.

Also, a new picture in the Pictures section.

Link of the Day : Megaman 21XX : A fan-created Megaman X game, downlaodable for free, with eight playable characters and dozens of downloadable expansions. It's a bit buggy (I can't get some of the bosses to work on my machine, but it's an ancient peice of shit, so I don't hold it against the software), but it IS impressive and good, clean fun.

Because Jill Elcock, one of my two partners in Larry the Leper Films, found one of my dreams to be too offensive to print in my dream journal on that site, I've decided to move the whole fucking thing here. I truly loathe and will not tolerate censorship. For Jill - or anyone - to decide that an event which never actually occurred and which I didn't even consciously think up that nobody ought to see it is as insulting as it is absurd, and I simply won't tolerate it. Expect the dream journal to be updated near-daily.

Link of the Day : Comics Newsarama. Easily the best source for up-to-the-minute news on all things comic-book-related. Interviews with the pros, columns by insightful expets, and pictures, pictures, pictures. I read it every day.

Added links to two of my more obnoxious web-based projects in the Mad Plots section

Link of the Day : Belief Net I actually spent a good long while reading this thing yesterday. Several hours, truth be known. If you want to know anything about any form of religion out there (except for the Canadiann Church of Stuff... so far), chances are, you can find something about them here. I spent the bulk of my time learning about the wackiness of Asatru; modern-day worshippers of the old Norse gods; Thor, Odin, Loki, and co. It's a neat site... even if they do play host to some damned creepy stuff.

Bleagh. Feeling sick and tired. Nevertheless, I think I've got the stupid random quote thing up there ^^^ working.

Link of the Day : Time Cube. If you've been on the internet more than a few months, you've likely already seen this. But in case you count among the ranks of the uninitiated, you owe it to yourself to go and read it in it's entirety. Gene Ray is either the greatest comedic genius of his time, in the same lague as the late, great Andy Kauffman, or he's the most deranged freak I've never met. Either way, he deserves your attention and E-mail.

Added a bunch of stuff to the Projects page, and fixed the broken links on the left there.

Link of the Day: The Bible Gateway. I love this site. Seriously. Any time I need to find something wrong with christianity (and there are a lot of problems), I go here and do a quick search. I love this site.

After much humming and hawing, the site is finally online. not much content so far, but lots of pretty links to things which are good to look at. Click away, and come back here in the next few days for more stuff.

Right now, only the Mad Plots, Projects, and Misc Downloads secctions have anything at all in them. Give me time.

Oh, and in case you're curious, no, I am not abandoning either of my other pages: the homepages of my Religion, The Canadian Churrch of Stuff, or that of my production company, Larry The Leper. This page is just my personal space.