I dissect christianity and splay it's organs out under the light of truth.

My genetic lineage.

 

What'm I up to?

I don't stop being odd when I sleep.

Ant syrup.

Current events from a time long past.

My first webcomic read it and/or die!

Steal this graphic!

Other sites of mine

The Canadian Church of Stuff. The Religion I founded.

 

Old News

Year 2

View the past! Live in the past! You are the past!

November 12th, 2005 CE

Busy, busy, busy.

I've got three new pieces of finished artwork over in the pictures section, which I think are deserving of some attention.

Dave & Vyacheslav has been suffering from inattention on my part lately as a result of my obsessive work on my portfolio, but one must have one's priorities, mustn't one?

 

 

October 5th, 2005 CE

Hey, haven't updated the main page here in ages and ages, have I?

But this does not mean that I have not been updating the rest of the site. Far from it!

There's scads of new art in the Pictures section. And I do not use the word "scads" in the usual, flippant manner that I usually do. In this instance, I choose to imbue it with a gravitas and depth of meaning which should cause the average man to pause and consider the true value of all things, before clicking the link and having new vistas of meaning open up before him.

D&V updates at its own pace. At present, that's tuesdays and saturdays.

And I have a new body painting set up there, so that's pretty sweet.

 

 

April 9th, 2005 CE

Alrighty-o, then!

Rorschach Caberet posters are now available for ordering online! Click on yon image below for ordering images. They are a lovely thing.

Also, Dave & Vyacheslav #75 is up! Ooh! Anniversary strip!

 

March 12th, 2005 CE

Bwa-ha-ha! Less than a week after my last update! It's almost like I'm on some kid of a schedule again!

So, this week, I have one of my greatest body painting sets ever to present to you, and, for those of you with a more comedic bent in mind, some new D&V!

 

 

 

Gracious! What a lot of art I have for you good people this week!

Five brand new finished works!

And a veritable avalanche of sketches to bury you in! Haven't I been a busy boy?

 

 

 

 

January 23rd, 2005 CE

So, D&V #65 is up and ready to be read by those of you in the literate community. I hope it is to your liking. Additionally, for the second time this month, a new body painting set which was a fun little foray into improvisation is up and running. Enjoy, you filthy heathans! Enjoy!

 

 

 

January 9st, 2005 CE

So, in addition to having D&V up and running again, which is something which I feel that even people that don't really know about the strip ought to be excited about, I now have another exciting updatee to excite you with: A new body painting set which was excitingly created with the exciting photographer, Trevor Alan "Excitement" Yee. Personally, I'm excited!

 


January 1st, 2005 CE

Guess what's back?

Could it be...

Yes! Yes it is!

 


October 16th, 2004 CE

Man, do I know how to do month-long crippling depression, or do I know how to etc etc?

Well, I'm feeling better now and am back to work with a vengeance. I've got a super-snazzy new bit of CG art over here, and a new body painting set over here. I suggest that those of a mind to enjoy things might benefit from investigating either or both.

New stuff is comin' ever down the pike. Keep your eyes peeled and salted.

 

 

September 18th, 2004 CE

Yo-ho-ho, folks. Dave & Vyacheslav continues to update, as the Necromancy convention storyline draws to a close. Guess you could have a look at that if you were inclined towards laughter.

And speaking of D&V, There's this over here:

Though I'm not exacly thrilled with the presentation - the comics are so shrunken-down that the text borders upon the illegible, the first story of D&V is on display there, and I strongly encurage - nay, beg - you to go and view it there and lend your support, so that the dream of a print version of D&V might be made a reality.

On another note, I got four new bits of art up over here, which I think are quite nice.

 

September 5th, 2004 CE

Aside from the usual Dave & Vyacheslav nuttiness (and some unusual nuttiness, just to keep things fresh), we've got ourselves a new body painting set up there, and one I'm rather proud of. And there's this bird down here:

Caw! Caw! I'm a bird!  Look out or I'll poop on you!

 

August 7th, 2004 CE

Okay, time to get realistic; given the fact that most of my site-specific work these days pertains to Dave & Vyacheslav (which I'm sure you loyal fans know), weekly wednesday updates to this part of the site are almost pointless. They'd almost always read exactly the same way: "New D&V Strip up! I like the way soy sauce tastes!".

Still, whenever there's non-D&V content to announce, it will be announced here. For example, here's a new body painting set up, and some new CG art.

So, yeah. Enjoy!

 

June 19th, 2004 CE

Been a while since I've updated the ol' main page, hasn't it?

Well, I've been busy in the mean time, anyways. New Body Painting set is up there, many, many new Dave & Vyacheslav strips and features up (as this seems to have become the focus of the site, if not my life itself), and four new bits of CG art.

More stuff is on its way brifly; I have a number of models lined up for some body art in the next little while, which I know everyone likes (except for my mother, whose never-quite-stated-outright scorn validates it on every level I might ever need for it to be vlidated on), and a few CG pieces are nearly complete.

 

 

 

 

April 26th, 2004 CE

Got a whole assload of stuff for you here today. Got a new D&V Comic, Two new bits of art which I'm very proud of, and a new dream journal. Boo-yah!

Ugh. I'm tired and angry. No more talkey today.

 

 

 

 

April 21st, 2004 CE

So, on to Year 3.

We've got our new D&V Comic over here. New new new. Fuck, man. If you're not reading it by now, what more can I do? Okay. Okay. Go and read it, and a hooker will come over to your house and give you head. She won't care what gender you are. She won't care if you've showered or not recently. She won't care if you're menstruating or oozing pus. She'll just fucking go for it. And all you have to do is read the comic. That's my empty guarantee.

Got more stuff coming soon. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe friday. I dunno. I'm not fucking psychic. I'm just a shithead who fucking swears a lot.

 

 

April 14th, 2004 CE

Hey, guess what?

No, seriously, guess.

Okay, you lose! The thing you were supposed to guess is this: Today marks the 2nd anniversary of the New Deal!

Man, all you had to do was search the archives, and the answer was right there, if you'd just bothered to look. Lazy pigs. I hate you all.

Anyways, in spite of my bile, I bring you a new Dave & Vyacheslav comic, and a new dream journal today. What more could you possibly ask for and also hope to receive?

Go forth! Go forth and be entertained!

 

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