The Five commandments of the Curch of Stuff are the five simple rules by which we live our lives. As flexible as they are straaightforward, they form the core of our ethos.
The Church of Stuff is only nominally organized. There is no central authority, and no priest has any more authority than any other member. It is primarily a symbolic gesture to become a priest, and doing so requires only a simpletest. This test is described here.
	One of our most popular and memorable practices, Milk Day is our sole holiday at present. Celebrated near the end of August each year, it has been alternately described as an extactic experience and a huge, unhygenic mess.
Any developing culture ends up building it's own language, and the CoS has been no different. There is a growing list of words with unusual or unique usages, and a word or two we've invented ourselves in our vocabulary.