"The Best Day of the Year"
Milk day is an annual holiday celebrated by members of the Church of Stuff worldwide on the saturday nearest August 24th, at or around high noon. Much like the christian X-Mas, though, it is also celebrated as a secular holiday, and is not only open to one and all, but indeed invites and embraces the involvement of all who have the courage to face the milk. Though it has only been accheived twice (First by Ryan Thomas (pictured to the left), in the summer of 2002), and Dave Littler (pictured below) in 2003, the goal of all participants of a Milk Day celebration is to attain the title of Milky-Sama. To gain this fabled title, one must endure one of the most grueling physical tests ever devised by mankind: To drink a gallon of milk in the space of an hour and then contain it until the hour's end.After a one-year hiatus in 2004, Milk Day returns gloriously in 2005, on Sunday, August 28th, where destiny will once more be faced head-on, and embraced.