Amerikkkan(s) n: (1) An american who comports him or herself in a manner archtypal of the worst parts of american culture; bigotry, capitalism, xenophobia, imperialism, etc.

Cog n: a subordinate but vital person or part.

Fundy n: A fundamentalist christian.

God n. (1) gaseous vertebrate of astronomical heft; (2) Fictional Character in a popular book of fairy-tales; (see also: Satan)

Mundane adj (1) : The quality of being dull, average, banal, ordinary, unexceptional and other-than-noteworth. (2) n. : A person who is possessed of these traits. (see also : cog)

Pray v: To ask the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy.

Preferred State n: The manner which you prefer your body to be in, which includes the length and color of your hair, the placement of piercings, and the visibility of tattoos, scars, et al. See commandment #4.

Satan n: Fictional Character in a popular book of fairy-tales; (see also: contemptible, god).

Stuffist n: One who is a member of the CoS

Xtian n: Abbreviation of christian. Thought to originate from the term "XMas".