The Church of Stuff has five simple, easy-to-follow commandments which each of it's members adhere to. These are not commandments from any god or goddess, nor are they commandments which we, as a group or as individuals, are handing down to anyone. These are commandments which each of our members give to themselves, and which they are bound to obey as consistently as they can.

Once you come to understand the ethics of the Church of Stuff, it willl become clear to you that we are not even so much democratic as anarchistic; each member is free to do and be what they want within the bounds of their moral convictions. As such, whichever way any given member choosses to interpret our commandments is valid. For this reason, the below commandments are each followed with explanations of them chosen randomly from all of the opinions of all of the stuffists who have offered their opinions on the subjects. Load this page a dozen times, and you'll get a dozen different combinations of philosophy. And none of them are any less representative of our philosophy than any other.

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#1 Deviate from the masses whenever possible.

 

#2 Do unto others as others do unto you.

 

#3 Challenge tradition whenever confronted by it.

 

#4 Do as you will with your mind and your body.

 

#5 Submit to no Authority you have not accepted unto yourself.