1) My full name is David William Littler

2) I was born June 28th, 1978, in Toronto, Ontario

3) I stand 189 centimeters tall. About 6'3".

4) I weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 235 lbs.

5) I work out semi-regularly.

6) I'm getting pretty tired of religious folks. We get it already. you're nuts. Move on to the next thing, already.

7) I've never voulentarily used cigarettes, alcohol, or any sort of drug; my parents were fine examples of what lay down that path when I was a kid, and I decided early on not to follow them down it.

8) I have an IQ somewhere around 135.

9) I have the powers of flight, super-speed, and invisibility.

10) I pay my rent and (occasionally) my bills by means of the cash I earn as the head of security for the Burnaby BCAA office.

11) My favorite book is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

12) My favorite film is Brazil.

13) My Favorite comic book series is Preacher.

14) My favorite bodily process is digestion.

15) I am at my happiest and most relaxed when screaming at strangers in a busy downtown area.

16) I'm currently single, and fairly indifferent about complicating my life by changing this.

17) I realized christian mythology is bunkum when I was 10 years old.

18) I hate the way ants smell.

19) I hate the way styrofoam sounds when it's dragged against another piece of styrofoam.

20) I like the sound babies make when they cry, because it de-schrodes my nerves.

21) I hate most english-language music, with the exceptions of Ween, They Might Be Giants, and Bad Religion. Basically everything else is crap.

22) In place of english-language music, I listen to a lot of japanese and german stuff. Die Toten Hosen rocks.

23) Once every year, I drink milk until I vomit.

24) My left little toe hurts.

25) I dress exclusively in black about 95% of the time.

26) My major influences are Andy Kaufman, William Golding, and Richard Dawkins.

27) Of all the things I leaned in elementary school, I think the main lesson was how to hate unreasoningly. Thank you, Mr. Larry Lacey.

28) Of all the things I learned in high school, I think the main lesson was that most authority figures are corrupt, stupid, and weak. Thank you, Mr. Eric Holmes.

29) I didn't start masturbating until I was 20 years old.

30) Prior to that, I had wet dreams about once a week for every week since puberty.

31) I have discovered I prefer not to have to wash my sheets twice a week.

32) I currently live in the suburb of Burnaby in Vancouver, BC, Canada.

33) I sure do hate that George W. Bush fella.

34) I am very easily distracted.

35) I loathe the National Post with all my heart.

36) I'm an avid video game player, but I spend more time with my old SNES games than with my playstation.

37) I really don't care for sports in any meaningful way.

38) I make the meanest fucking macaroni and chesse this side of the Pacific.

39) I've never been interested for so much as a moment in owning my own car; they're dangerous, expensive, and environmentally brutal.

40) I like public transit; you can meet all kinds of interesting people on busses and trains.

41) I once ate a spider just for dangling too close to my mouth while I was doing the dishes.

42) My favorite TV series is an anime called Neon Genesis: Evangelion.

43) I've discovered that Silverfishes are good luck.

44) I can't help but think that we lost something important, as a society, when the fedora went out of style.

45) I've been collecting comic books continuously since I wss 11 years old, and my collection now numbers somewhere in the 10,000 area.

46) Though I dress all in black 95% (or so) of the time, I don't consider myself a goth, nor have I ever had any interest in being one; I don't get the appeal of trying to dress in a manner consistent with any one group.

47) While wearing a fedora, I am immune to criticism. This is not true of me, exclusively, which is reason enough for everyone to wear one, as it would lead to a more peacefull society.