Dave Littler is a fancy and tall gentleman
living in Burnaby, British Columbia, where he tells people things
and walks around, often wearing shoes. He likes to paint on
people, shout a lot and look at things. He has gotten very good
at this last, as he has been practicing for many years, and
has recently received the Ruby Shield, the highest and most
prestigeous honour available to a citizen of the British Commonwealth
in the area of seeing things.