September 18th, 2000. CE

I dreamed that I had plans to meet with my girlfriend, Jen, at a movie at noon. Unfortunately, in my dream, I was unable to get to sleep the night before. Instead, I arranged to go see a movie in the theatre I was planning on meeting Jen in with my friend, Rene. The theatre had a small, cramped lobby which was upholstered in a gaudy red shag theme. For whatever reason, I went wearing nothing more than a bedsheet wrapped around my waist.

As I came out of the theatre, it was 12:30 PM, and Jen was standing in the lobby, less than amused at my being late for our date. I pacified her, and we went off together in her car, where we started making out together pretty heavily pretty quickly. Oddly enough, we were driving along a highway near my hated hometown of Rockwood, Ontario.

When we were both nearly naked, we decided it was best to pull over to the side of the road. Jen went down on me in my seat, and I remember filling her mouth with semen in fairly vivid detail. I then decided to return the favor, and removed her panties. I was then surprised to find large, maggot-like grubs squirming out of her clean-shaven vagina. I pointed out that she ought to see a doctor about it, and she told me she was already taking pills for it.

This seemed to satisfy me, and we then proceeded to make slow, dreamy love in the driver's seat of the car.

Then I woke up.